She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
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I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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