Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!