if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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