Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
What a dumb baby whore.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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