i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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