I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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