i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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