its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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