Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.