I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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