So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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