reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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