But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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