You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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