Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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