i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
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No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
He has the fingertips of a God
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