Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I could fuck to npr.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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