Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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