I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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