NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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