my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
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Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
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His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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