I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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