The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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