Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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