Your dad touched me again.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
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vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
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Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.