so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
