I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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