we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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