What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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