Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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