It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
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I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
why is half of my head shaved?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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