I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
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