Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
NoShamevember. You game?
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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