"it" just moved
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
