Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
Randomize