glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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