Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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