therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So much rum. So many feels.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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