Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
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