What did we do last night that was yellow?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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