I need help removing her.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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