They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
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I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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