I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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