You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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