This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
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That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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