gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
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We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
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