it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
id be glad to
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
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