So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
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There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
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