Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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