I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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