she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Text me some of your sweat
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
