flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
there is puke in my bra ... again
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