ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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