On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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