BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Actions speak louder than pants.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
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