it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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