and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
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he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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